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Do you ever find yourself staring out the window like a caged meerkat, dreaming of wide-open spaces and dusty trails?
Are you constantly plotting your next escape, even if it's just a quick mission to the local park to see how many birds you can spot before your coffee gets cold?
And once you're out there, do you find yourself inspecting every nook, cranny, and suspicious rustle like you're on a top-secret wildlife mission?
Meet Bushveld Brenda or Boma Ben, South Africa's very own nature-obsessed Ledgends
These aren't your average outdoor enthusiasts, they treat the Kruger Park like their backyard and experience full-blown withdrawal if they haven't seen a kudu in 48 hours.
They try to identify a bird by its poop and have been known to slam on the brakes in traffic shouting, “IS THAT A BAT-EARED FOX?!” (It's not... It's a dog. It's always a dog.)
Their signature scent? Eau de Campfire - with delicate notes of Tabard and biltong. Their idea of luxury is a tent with a working zip and an ice-cold Castle or G&T in hand, while hyenas laugh like drunk uncles somewhere in the distance. The trip of a lifetime is 4x4ing somewhere in Africa.
They've got more photos of Birds than their own family. Their camera roll? 60% birds, 10% some weird bugs, 10% sunsets, 20% blurry photos of “something moving in the bush.” They'll passionately explain the hierarchy of the social weaver like it's Game of Thrones, and they've probably tried to “bond” with a vervet monkey (it didn't end well).
If it walks, slithers, flies, or stinks in the South African wild - they've chased it with binoculars, journaled about it, and probably named it Steve... or Larry.
They're not just outdoorsy - they're OutRoamers.
So, join OutRoamer today - and give it a few months… we promise, it won't be a dog!
